Sry I called you an 8
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
