I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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