Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Someone signed my nipple.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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