i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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