We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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