I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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