Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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