i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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