You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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