dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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