She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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