just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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