So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
