I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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