Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Someone came in the potted fern
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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