Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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