Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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