Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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