Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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