so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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