Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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