Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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