Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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