Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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