omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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