I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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