i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I deserve this hangover.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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