Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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