Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
