there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I have aggressive nipples.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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