Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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