The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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