Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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