That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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