everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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