quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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