i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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