Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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