DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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