some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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