Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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