I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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