I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
