On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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