If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my sisters under your porch take her home
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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