So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The air was thick with penises
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
