also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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