Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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