I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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