ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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