I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I skipped work to stalk him.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Boobs are out for the taking
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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