Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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