i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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