Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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